A dice is very reliable You can count on it

Love like you owe nothing, and pay in full.

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse

[Thou] mad mustachio purple-hued maltworms!

Eat drink and be merry for tomorrow ye diet

Once upon a time, fairy tales were AWESOME!

Artists are the serfs of a leisure society.

Only a fool expects to be happy all the time

You flatter me shamelessly. I like it. Good.

You know, you're rather amusingly wrong.

Someone stole my identity Now he has no life

I love mankind. And by mankind I mean women.

Computer dating is fine if you re a compute

I can see clearly now, my brain is gone.Lucy

One doesn t have a sense of humor It has you