I just inhaled kimchi ramen. Nose on fire. Next chapter may be obscured by tears.

The best part about vomiting is that right after you do, you can continue eating.

Only by emptying ourselves out before God will we find fullness within ourselves.

Chinese food in Texas is the best Chinese food in the United States except Boston.

Simple natural food is far better than sophisticated food with artificial flavors.

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans.

You have to be a romantic to invest yourself, your money, and your time in cheese.

The thought of two thousand people crunching celery at the same time horrified me.

So you, too, like fruitcake? (RW on meeting Lenin in Zurich during World War I.)

They should make bubblegum that tastes like mashed potatoes. You know, for lovers.

In any sane society, a farmer is a billion times more important than an economist.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

A writing cook and a cooking writer must be bold at the desk as well as the stove.

I've eaten cat food before. Of course, the menu listed it as "Chicken Lo Mein.

I love like I’m thirsty. Can I offer you a tall glass of Sahara sand?