What are they – is that a bazooka?

something really deep and inspirational.

Staring at her, his reasons are lost to me.

Ow.""You had a mosquito.""No, I didn't.

Archer! Let us fetch a spot of tea, old boy!

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Love is as we will it to be." ~ Amunhotep El Bey

In my book an erection constitutes personal growth.

You give frequent flyer miles with that guilt trip?

Compared with my life Cinderella was a spoiled brat.

Skinny jeans were only good if you had skinny genes.

Only love will attract love.”~ Amunhotep El Bey

..I resent the jerk part. I’m meaner than that....

Okay, but if you try to get me to pray with you, I walk.

I'll take my clothes off - whatever the job requires.