I will pull your pancreas out through your nose and feed it back to you in a drip inserted into your anus is that clear?

And For You Zero, A Life Sized Vudu Doll"-Kaname Kuran"I DONT WANT IT!"-Zero Kiryu"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"-Juri Elizabeth Marin

Jen said some guy asked you but you didn't want to go. Why not?"I shrug. "I have this character flaw? Called dignity?

You're not seriously going?" Troy asks."Of course I'm going," I say. "What other choice do I have?""Um...not going.

Well, so you don't get too cocky, I myself often complete the TV Guide crossword puzzle." He puffed out his chest. "In pen.

It's okay, Ig." said Fang. "Just give it your best shot." Sometimes the Fangster is incredibly supportive, just not with me.

I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that.

Lana was good for my ego. She was good for everything. Too bad I was straight. And then there was the whole 'cousin' thing

I didn’t say you weren’t smart. I said you were stupid.”“I guess I’m too dumb to see the difference.

Can we swim?" Sky asks, resting her chin on my shoulder."Did you bring a suit?" Please say no, please say no..."Yeah."Crap. "Great.

He strode over to the ruined church. This, Blue had discovered, was how Gansey got places - striding. Walking was for ordinary people.

Does your mother make you wear a straightjacket at home?”“Only when we’ve got company.”--Jason questioning Timmy

I would love to slap you right now, but I’m currently wielding a nine pound ball and I’m afraid that would be called murder.

Y'all got your heads tucked so far up your rears, she's petrified the kid's gonna need a shrink before he can shit in a dish.

Most humans expressed affection by pressing their lips together, a simple act, so why would anyone feel the need to research the process?