Drugs?""Rituals. Are you messing around with drugs?""No. But maybe rituals.""Drugs might be better.

I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like ! It was born 15 minutes ago it looks like a potato.

She went in the pool," she finished for me. "Ohmigod. She was killed while tweeting. It was Twittercide!

When they figure out how to bottle up orgasms and sell them as a food additive, I'll be first in line.

I think a platform is missing its go-go dancer, Sabine." Fey's brutal tone cut through our courtesies.

No. No way. That name is reserved for females with grace and elegance, not this girl. This girl is...beastly.

I'm trying to help you.""I don't know what you're doing, but I'm sure there are laws about it!

The only thing that frightens me, Chloe, is that you keep lessening the six degrees of separation in our lives.

I can take care of myself,” I said hotly.“Darlin, you don't even know how to pleasure yourself.

When your done releasing sexual tensions, we have a meeting to continue!"~Francis Bonnefoy, Hetalia, English Du

You hate birthdays yet pee your pants over presents. There is clearly something wrong with you," Garrett joked.

Aline!" Isabelle looked appalled. "You can't just go around asking people what it's like to be a vampire.

Caring about him was like trying to love a tree stump - a cold, mean-spirited paternalistic tree stump. With fungus.

I swore I would love you 'til the end of time, so now I'm praying for the end of time to hurry up and arrive.

Good God, I have taken leave of my senses. I never thank Delalieu. I've likely given the poor man a heart attack.