My imagination plus Vibrizzio is not only equal to but also greater than a real man. Why should I settle for second best?
My imagination plus Vibrizzio is not only equal to but also greater than a real man. Why should I settle for second best?
Compared with lesbians, gays seem to be more unapologetic about their sexual orientation. The former must not have balls.
I don’t need a coffee cup. That’s what hands were invented for. That’s also why I don’t need sex.
We made love like two folding lawn chairs. We were both motionless, but the possibility of movement permeated the moment.
I don’t know what came over me.”Charlie smiled. He drew her to him and kissed her. “Me,” he said.
If I’m having sex during an earthquake, would I get a refund on all those quarters I just put in the vibrating bed?
I may not be a Love Machine, but I would like to have sex on a conveyer belt and be more productive with my reproduction.
Well, that explains why we jumped into bed with each other so quickly. We were both hornier than a bucket of desert toads.
On our second date, she kissed me in a bar. I invited her home. We just caught the F train, which seemed like a good omen.
Before he could say anything, "I told him; I have had my share of boys".He drew me closer and said "let me your man then".
Montana was naked, and so was Billy, of course. He had a tremendous wang, incidentally. You never know who'll get one.
Shaving a sheep is considered foreplay in some countries. But I don’t consider foreplay at all, not even before sex.
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
Really it was like trying to solve a crime in the Stock Exchange, the way the mildest mention of sex interrupted business.
She stared stupidly into his eyes, thinking about how very much she’d like to make that noise again…with him.