The world is grouped into winners and whiners

Those that make the rules don t play the game

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Passwords are like underwear: change them often

Most women are not as young as they are painted

Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark

Isn t Disney World a people trap run by a mouse?

Originality is the art of concealing your sources

A clean house is a sign of no Internet Connection

On the internet nothing is illegal its all e-legal

Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down unde

Actor - A man who tries to be everything but himself

A great artist is always before his time or behind it

It s impossible to put down a book about anti-gravity