You know you are a geek when you look at a movie trailer and think I have that font
You know you are a geek when you look at a movie trailer and think I have that font
Late night TV is very educational It teaches that we should have gone to bed earlie
Holidays make you feel good enough to return to work And so poor that you re forced to
If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers why are they all still working?
Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it
Sometimes I ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is
Many actresses won t wear a dress that s not original but they ll take a secondhand husband
If strippers are now called-Exotic Dancers Shouldn t drug dealers be called Exotic Pharmacists?
A modern artist is one who throws paint on canvas wipes it off with a cloth and sells the cloth
I replaced the headlights on my car with strobe lights Now it looks like I m the only one moving
Cloud nine gets all the publicity but cloud eight actually is cheaper less crowded and has a better view
Everyone knows what a hypocrite is That s the guy who gripes about the sex violence and nudity on his VCR
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars but check when you say the paint is wet?
Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don t want to have to restart my collection again
Your manuscript is both good and original; but the part that is good is not original and the part that is original is not good