An egotist is a self-made man who worships his creato
An egotist is a self-made man who worships his creato
Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with
When you`ve seen one shopping center you ve seen a mall
I bought some used paint It was in the shape of a house
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday
I couldn t repair your brakes so I made your horn loude
The old songs are best because nobody sings them any more
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory
I love being a writer what I can t stand is the paperwork
It`s a small world but I wouldn t want to have to paint it
The advertisement is the most truthful part of a newspape
Why don t you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery ?
A cartoonist was found dead in his home Details are sketchy
A celebrity is a person who is known for his well-knownness