An egotist is a self-made man who worships his creato

Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with

When you`ve seen one shopping center you ve seen a mall

I bought some used paint It was in the shape of a house

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday

I couldn t repair your brakes so I made your horn loude

The old songs are best because nobody sings them any more

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory

I love being a writer what I can t stand is the paperwork

A good man is hard to find and a hard man is good to find

It`s a small world but I wouldn t want to have to paint it

The advertisement is the most truthful part of a newspape

Why don t you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery ?

A cartoonist was found dead in his home Details are sketchy

A celebrity is a person who is known for his well-knownness