If it s stupid but works it isn t stupid

When you have nothing to say say nothing

Many arguments have two sides but no end

Glass house jokes are always transparent

Where there is no will there s litigation

If you hate haters do you become a hater?

Cripple jokes are mean I can t stand them

The harder you fall the higher you bounce

Seven days without laughter makes one weak

If APPLE made a car would it have windows?

Keep the dream alive: hit the snooze button

What is a free gift? Aren t all gifts free?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

A great farmer has to be great in his field

Whenever I feel blue I start breathing again