A hard thing about business is minding your own

Tips- Wages we pay to other people s hired help

Why are iPhone chargers not called Apple Juice?

If a woman says she s wrong is she still wrong?

Don t join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects

It s not the bullet that kills you It s the hole

Nobody listens unless you swear every other word

What does one plant to grow seedless watermelon?

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once

Bore: A person who has nothing to say and says it

Originality is the art of concealing your sources

Things always look better when you can t see them

Don t confuse an open mind with one that s vacant

Why don t pigs turn into men when they get drunk?

If my nose were 12 inches long would it be a foot?