A barking dog never bites while he s barking
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Make your life a mission not an intermission
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A clean tie will attract the soup of the day
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A burp is just a fart that took the elevato
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Plastic surgery: Go ahead and pick your nose
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A handkerchief should be called Cold storage
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When we first met she and I were the same age
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I took an IQ test and the result was negative
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A diplomat thinks twice before saying nothing
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I used to be a banker but then I lost interest
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In Japan balanced Diet means a hung parliament
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If you jogged backwards would you gain weight?
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Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of
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If you aim at nothing you ll hit it every time
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The only cure for insomnia is to get more sleep
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