A barking dog never bites while he s barking

Make your life a mission not an intermission

A clean tie will attract the soup of the day

A burp is just a fart that took the elevato

Plastic surgery: Go ahead and pick your nose

A handkerchief should be called Cold storage

When we first met she and I were the same age

I took an IQ test and the result was negative

A diplomat thinks twice before saying nothing

I used to be a banker but then I lost interest

In Japan balanced Diet means a hung parliament

If you jogged backwards would you gain weight?

Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of

If you aim at nothing you ll hit it every time

The only cure for insomnia is to get more sleep