Alimony is what a woman charges for name-dropping

Every man should marry Happiness isn t everything

A husband is a bachelor whose luck finally failed

Marriage: A banquet where dessert is served first

Don t marry for money - you can borrow it cheape

A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy

Man who was a dude before marriage is now subdued

My wife says I never listen or something like that

A bachelor is a man with an unalterable view point

Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married

A bachelor is a man with an unalterable view point

To catch a husband is an art; to hold him is a jo

Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opene

Sure I want a woman in my life Just not in my house

Some fellows believe in dreams until they marry one