Women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans

Marriage is like Pi - natural irrational and very important

Faithful Husband: One whose alimony check is always on time

In my house I m the boss My wife is just the decision make

Intuition: A fictitious quality in women - really suspicion

Your drinking may be injurious to your wife s nervous system

May you die in bed at the age of 95 shot by a jealous spouse

Never forget that Mother In Law is an anagram of Woman Hitle

A husband is the medicine that cures all the ills of girlhood

Retirement means twice as much husband and half as much money

My wife s a water sign I m an earth sign Together we make mud

A married man can do anything he likes if his wife don t mind

Henpecked: A sterile husband afraid to tell his pregnant wife

Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting

Every man becomes a Freedom Fighter immediately after marriage