Whoever said money can t buy happiness didn t know where to shop

The curse of being the last one at the party is paying the check

Taxes are not designed to be fair they re designed to raise money

If money is utilised to save time then it is the best way to spend

Money couldn t buy you friends but you get a better class of enemy

My income seems to be the only thing I can t live without or within

The best way to attract money is to give the appearance of having it

Anybody with money to burn will easily find someone to tend the fire

Money will buy a pretty good dog but it won t buy the wag of it s tail

Money isn t everything but it s way ahead of whatever s in second place

Whoever said money doesn t grow on trees obviously never sold marijuana

Debt is one way of proving that it s possible to have less than nothing

Saving is a fine thing Especially when your parents have done it for you

Money is like manure: It s not worth anything unless you spread it around

Money will not buy happiness but it will let you be unhappy in nice places