Many people spend their health for wealth and then try to spend their wealth for health

The petty economies of the rich are just as amazing as the silly extravagances of the poo

When a man becomes rich he becomes naughty and when a women becomes naugty she becomes rich

Some persons think they have made a success of their lives when all they have made is money

Alimony is a system by which when two people make a mistake one of them keeps paying for it

A careful study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last yea

Advertising: The science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it

I know a man who says he s going to invest his money in taxes - it s the only sure thing to go up

Materialism is buying things we don t need with money we don t have to impress people who don t matte

Foreign aid is the transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries

You really can t beat the game If you earn anything it s minus taxes If you buy anything it s plus taxes

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn t happen today

The tax collectors take up so much of your earnings to balance the budget that you just can t budget the balance