Saving is the best thing Especially when your parents have done it for you

Despite the cost of living have you ever noticed how it remains so popular?

A miser is a fellow who lives within his income He is also called a magician

Everyone except me wants to become a millionaire I want to become a billionaire

After a man pays his income tax he knows how a cow feels after she s been milked

I made a killing in the stock market My broker lost all my money so I killed him

By the time you finish paying all your taxes about all you have left is a receipt

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don t need it

Economists are people who think the poor need them to tell them that they are poo

Money doesn t bring you happiness but it enables you to look for it in more places

A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money as well as afterwards

Men are like bank accounts Without a lot of money they don t generate much interest

It isn t necessary to be rich and famous to be happy It s only necessary to be rich

If you lend someone Rs 500 and never see that person again; it was probably worth it

I m proud to pay taxes; the only thing is I could be just as proud for half the money