I prefer to think that God is not dead just drunk

Animals are my friends and I don t eat my friends

A man ought not never to get drunk above the neck

The way you cut your meat reflects the way you live

I always say centered food equals centered behavio

Love is the most important ingredient of a good dish

Human feet are conspicuously absent from beer making

Tell me what you eat and I will tell you what you are

Those who forget the pasta are condemned to reheat it

If you wish to keep your affairs secret drink no wine

I m a light eater As soon as it s light I start eating

Give dinner to the drunken-but not supper to the tipsy

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life s problems

Your body is a temple but keep the spirits on the outside