The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese

Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all And no gin eithe

Food is your body s fuel Without fuel your body wants to shut down

I m a peanut-butter-and-jelly BLT kind of guy In fact I never cook

Red meat is not bad for you Now blue-green meat that s bad for you

Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go

A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety

Your words are my food your breath my wine You are everything to me

Alcohol may be man s worst enemy but the Bible says love your enemy

Don t eat anything your great-grandmother wouldn t recognize as food

One cannot think well love well sleep well if one has not dined well

You can do a lot for your diet by eliminating foods that have mascots

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch

We think fast food is equivalent to pornography nutritionally speaking

I envy people who drink-at least they know what to blame everything on