Training is everything The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education

I feel sorry for people who don t drink When they wake up in the morning that s as good as they re going to feel all day

I urge people to learn from the mistakes of others Please drink responsibly and it s never acceptable to drink and drive

Every major food company now has an organic division There s more capital going into organic agriculture than ever before

We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons

We are all dietetic sinners; only a small percent of what we eat nourishes us; the balance goes to waste and loss of energy

If life gives you lemons you should make lemonade And try to find somebody who s life is giving them vodka and have a party

You can say this for ready-mixes - the next generation isn t going to have any trouble making pies exactly like mother used to make

It is in my view the duty of an apple to be crisp and crunchable but a pear should have such a texture as leads to silent consumption

The way to a man s heart is cooking for him once in a while Cook everyday and the law of diminishing marginal returns/utility will apply

I believe that if life gives you lemons you should make lemonade And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka and have a party

There is no wrong way of drinking whisky If it makes you happy and you re enjoying It then you re already drinking It the right way for you

Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare They are consumed in twelve minutes Half-times take twelve minutes This is not coincidence

If drinking is interfering with your work you re probably a heavy drinker If work is interfering with your drinking you re probably an alcoholic

I always think I am one of the millions and millions of people that struggles with an addiction to food I don t know how to relax that s my problem