Boys should abstain from all use of wine until their eighteenth year for it is wrong to add fire to fire

The whole of nature as has been said is a conjugation of the verb to eat in the active and in the passive

Drinking makes such fools of people and people are such fools to begin with that it s compounding a felony

Civilization as it is known today could not have evolved nor can it survive without an adequate food supply

He who distinguishes the true savor of his food can never be a glutton; he who does not cannot be otherwise

The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way and to be able to blame it on alcohol

If God dwells inside us like some people say I sure hope He likes enchiladas because that s what He s getting

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately instead of at three o clock in the morning

The breakfast slimes angel food cake doughnuts and coffee white bread and gravy cannot build an enduring nation

My uncle owned a kebab shop but he s dead now He was buried with all his equipment He ll be turning in his grave

Good bread is the most fundamentally satisfying of all foods; good bread with fresh butter the greatest of feasts

There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won t and that s a wife who can t cook and will

People don t eat just food but also words and the taste of the former is often outdone by the taste of the latte

Nothing would be more tiresome than eating and drinking if God had not made them a pleasure as well as a necessity

I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle so he won t let himself get snotty about it