Older people shouldn t eat health food they need all the preservatives they can get

I carry a flask of whisky in case of snakebite of course always carry a small snake

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed

Vegetables are a must on a diet I suggest carrot cake zucchini bread and pumpkin pie

Vegetables are a must on a diet I suggest carrot cake zucchini bread and pumpkin pie

We may find in the long run that tinned food is a deadlier weapon than the machine-gun

It s difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato

If you wish to make an apple pie truly from scratch you must first invent the universe

No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake which I also keep handy

Always do sober what you said you d do drunk That will teach you to keep your mouth shut

I always knew that food and wine were vital with my mother being Italian and a good cook

If a man earnestly seeks a righteous life his first act of abstinence is from animal food

Get people back into the kitchen and combat the trend toward processed food and fast food

It takes 8 460 bolts to assemble an automobile and one nut to scatter it all over the road