If we re not willing to settle for junk living we certainly shouldn t settle for junk food

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast eat your breakfast first

Stay busy get plenty of exercise and don t drink too much Then again don t drink too little

I like liquor - its taste and its effects - and that is just the reason why I never drink it

You can find your way across this country using burger joints the way a navigator uses stars

An onion can make people cry but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh

Vegetarians are cool All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak

Preserve and treat food as you would your body remembering that in time food will be your body

Shipping is a terrible thing to do to vegetables They probably get jet-lagged just like people

Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat

If you know someone who tries to drown their sorrows you might tell them sorrows know how to swim

Wine makes a man more pleased with himself; I do not say that it makes him more pleasing to others

Know how to garnish food so that it is more appealing to the eye and even more flavorful than before

I like to eat a lot of smaller meals throughout the day and then supplement that with three big ones

We borrowed golf from Scotland as we borrowed whiskey Not because it is Scottish but because it is good