I really don t think I need buns of steel I d be happy with buns of cinnamon

Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great

The first thing in the human personality that dissolves in alcohol is dignity

Hunger: One of the few cravings that cannot be appeased with another solution

Chili represents your three stages of matter: solid liquid and eventually gas

If Warren Buffet made chocolate I ll bet it d be really rich And corrupt 8232;

If God had intended us to follow recipes He wouldn t have given us grandmothers

I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home

Wine gives a man nothing It only puts in motion what had been locked up in frost

That s pretty damn good Unless someone s dangling a Mars bar off in the distance

Health food may be good for the conscience but Oreos taste a hell of a lot bette

This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought

Keep as near as ever you can to the first sources of supply -fruits and vegetables

If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as it is to masturbate

Now don t say you can t swear off drinking; it s easy I ve done it a thousand times