If you're too open-minded; your brains will fall out.

Her name badge read: Hello! My name is DIE, DEMIGOD SCUM!

Night clubs are where Americans learn the laws of motion.

Vampires have credit cards?""We're undead, not Amish.

So they finally gave you the license to kill, about time.

I`m too tall to be a girl I`m between a chick and a broad

What kind of person doesn't let you have gummi bears?

Google before you tweet is the new think before you speak

Silence is Golden speech is silver; So I do not talk much

My father s a preacher my mother s a teacher thus I rhyme

A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours

I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back

I not only use all the brains I have but all I can borrow

Hooray! Hooray! The end of the world has been postponed!

A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles