A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in

Familiarity breeds contempt - and children Notebooks 1935

We don't shoot somebody soon, I'm gonna forget how

A brick on a stick could be licked like a lollipop.


I like the word indolence It makes my laziness seem classy

Milk is for babies When you grow up you have to drink bee

My kid is a born doctor Nobody can read anything he writes

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time

Always be yourself Unless you can be Batman Then be Batman

A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles

I’m afraid of fear, men named Raef, and palindromes.

I don't suppose you would consider peaceful surrender?

If at first you do succeed - try to hide your astonishment

Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt