A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

The capacity to admire others is not my most fully developed trait

California is a fine place to live, if you happen to be an orange.

A Xylophone is an instrument used mainly to illustrate the letter X

Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates.

I distrust camels and anyone else who can go a week without a drink

I used to sell furniture for a living The trouble was it was my own

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow

Humor is laughing at what you haven t got when you ought to have it

And who are you supposed to be? the King of snot-nosed delinquents?

Only one man in 1 000 is a leader of men The other 999 follow women

A pun is the lowest form of humor unless you thought of it yourself

Yeah, well. I don’t try to be awesome. It just comes natural.

Alcohol may be man s worst enemy but the bible says love your enemy

You sound like you're mentally deficient. And possibly Chinese.