The Ultimate Answer to Life, The Universe and Everything is...42!

Look at your eyes. You've got bigger bags than Louis Vuitton.

Do not take life too seriously You will never get out of it alive

I like stepping into the future. Therefore, I look for doorknobs.

You bitch!"Why is it that whenever I draw blood, I'm a bitch?

You'd be surprised how expensive it costs to look this cheap.

My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.

Mr. Right is coming, but he's in Africa and he's walking.

Nothing says awkward like coming in your pants while dry humping.

A woman s mind is cleaner than a man s: She changes it more often

Two bricks, parallel and horizontal, equals an equal sign.


I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me

Carpe Diem, just remember that we're partying on the Titanic.

I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it

I look like a biker slut from hell meets soldier of fortune pinup.