Nothing else matters now that you love me.' - suicide note

The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education

Jackass, jackass on the wall, where's the info on Hex Hall?

Whatever would give you the idea that I'm her damn brother?

Be careful about reading health books You may die of a misprint

He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire

If your parents never had children chances are you won t eithe

The best way to lie is to tell the truth carefully edited truth

It takes a lot of experience for a girl to kiss like a beginne

I found her lying naked on the lawn at midnight, can I keep her?

At times computers behave like humans They simply refuse to work

What? Quinn's one of them? I just thought he was an a*shole!

All my life I thought air was free until I bought a bag of chips

This shit is easy peasy, pumpkin peasy, pumpkin pie, muthafucka!

Philosophers are adults who persist in asking childish questions