Sex is now a conceptual act, it's probably only in terms of the perversions that we can make contact with each other at all.

I haven’t got time for a love life and that’s usually frustrating to the would-be lovers. Care to make a run for it?

I make love like farm equipment—not to farm equipment. There is a difference, though my cousin can’t tell it.


Say heat. Say wet between my legs. Say legs. Seriously, I want you to. Stockings. Whisper it. The word is meant to be whispered.

Well, I'd have more zing with George Clooney and Harrison Ford in a threesome, but neither of us are going to get that wish.

Sleep. It’s like sex. You know it’s good, but you don’t know just how good until you’re not getting any.

I mean, it's okay if you're the one with the low sex drive. We'll just have to adjust and learn to accommodate that.

You may know where to touch her, but that doesn't mean you know how to touch her. Take time to learn what she truly desires.

Where's Kahn?""In bed. You don't mind if I pet your little pink kitty? Do you?" I chuckled, "You mean my HOT DIGGITY DOG.

-Mary: Il sesso senza amore è un'esperienza vuota!-Isaac: Beh, ma tra le esperienze vuote è una delle migliori.

After making love there is nothing like making love, slowly, idly, like walking without a destination, or swimming in a warm sea.

I make love sensually, and without the aid of a fancy recipe. I just open the box, add water, stir a bit, and pop it in the oven.

It wasn't awful to be a man's sex object if you wanted to be, if it made you feel good, if everyone was happy in the end.

You can fuck me if you want," she said. "I know a man needs to be able to say thank you - and words don't always come so easy.

A civilized woman's demands: A man who will (1) make her come … sometimes; but (2) pay the bills … at all times.