Biologists have an adolescent fascination with sex. Like teenagers they are embarrassed by the subject because of their ignorance.

As always, imagine how great the press corps would be if it devoted 1/1000th the energy to dissecting non-sex political wrongdoing

thighs made of hymns, I read 'em like I'm reading runes. Now tell me where my future lies...your neck, can I Savion on it?

You can't talk about fucking in America, people say you're dirty. But if you talk about killing somebody, that's cool.

The act of sex is healthy, normal, God-given. It's the emotions and entitlement that everyone attaches to it that is harmful.

Nakedness has no color: this can come as news only to those who have never covered, or been covered by, another naked human being.

Walking out with the people, I didn't know which was more exciting, the air race, the parachute jump that failed, or the cunt.

If it is the dirty element that gives pleasure to the act of lust, then the dirtier it is, the more pleasurable it is bound to be.

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want—anal, oral, fisting—but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.

Lying flat against the tile of the kitchen floor listening to someone else have sex is essentially my early twenties in a nutshell.

I'm so ready you could drive a truck straight up my ass and I would bend over and push back until it was in to the rear bumper.

...as if someone had thrown a hand grenade into the middle of a teddy bear orgy and the only survivors had had their fur blown off.

You're the only kick-ass general I know who needs three gay boys to dress him, John.""But I only need one gay boy to undress me.

In the mind of the public, she seemed endowed with an almost supernatural power to commit heinous acts, no matter the time or place.

The first two facts which a healthy boy or girl feels about sex are these: first that it is beautiful and then that it is dangerous.