To avoid duplication make three copies

Don t lie cheat or steal unnecessarily

Does a man-eating shark eat women too?

As I said before I never repeat myself

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Well behaved women rarely make history

My brother has no hands I feel for him

A girl s best asset is her Lie ability

Support your local police force - steal

Some people are wise and some otherwise

I don t sweat That s just my fat crying

A man should live forever or die trying

Not only is life a bitch it has puppies

If brains were taxed you d get a rebate

Don t drink and drive just smoke and fly