A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand
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I am so broke I can t even pay attention
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I m not a racist I hate everyone equally
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Adventure is a romantic word for trouble
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A fart is nothing more than a lost cough
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My Chinese friend died last week So Yung
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If you can t read this you re illiterate
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I m not drunk I m just talking in cursive
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Help your local police - beat yourself up
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I nevur make the same mistake twice NEVUR
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When two egotists meet it a an I for an I
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I can resist everything except temptation
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In God we trust; all others must pay cash
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I get enough exercise just pushing my luck
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Mental backup in progress - Do Not Distu
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