Don t play stupid with me I m better at it

Yawn is an honest opinion openly expressed

As long as I can remember I ve had amnesia

Funny I don t remember being absent minded

The fart is nature s contribution to humo

I like acting stupid It s a talent of mine

Man who wants pretty nurse must be patient

Funny I don t remember being absent-minded

The batteries were given out free of charge

I said NO to drugs but they wouldn t listen

I used to be schizophrenic but we re ok now

When women go wrong men go right after them

When blondes have more fun do they know it?

Alzheimers advantage: New friends every day

The weather is here Wish you were beautiful