Great leaders are rare so I m following myself
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Laughing helps It s like jogging on the inside
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99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name
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The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy
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I used to leave sentences unfinished but now I
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I eat when I m sad and I m sad because I m fat
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Always be sincere; even when you don t mean it
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I say NO to alcohol but it just doesn t listen
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Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
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Luck it is said dislikes working double shifts
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Most men don t know how to act around cleavage
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Frogs have it easy They can eat what bugs them
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Today is the first day of the rest of the mess
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Atom Bomb is an invention to end all inventions
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I took an IQ Test and the results were negative
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