Great leaders are rare so I m following myself

Laughing helps It s like jogging on the inside

99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name

The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy

I used to leave sentences unfinished but now I

I eat when I m sad and I m sad because I m fat

Always be sincere; even when you don t mean it

I say NO to alcohol but it just doesn t listen

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

Luck it is said dislikes working double shifts

Most men don t know how to act around cleavage

Frogs have it easy They can eat what bugs them

Today is the first day of the rest of the mess

Atom Bomb is an invention to end all inventions

I took an IQ Test and the results were negative