Off late I m getting better at being worse
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Stupidity is an equal opportunity employe
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To speed is but human; to get caught a fine
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I am not single I m romantically challenged
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My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips
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All women are beautiful Except the ugly ones
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Few women admit their age Few men act theirs
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Good girls = Bad Girls that never get caught
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I either get what I want or I change my mind
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God made pot man made beer Who do you trust?
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I am not getting bald I am getting more head
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Anyone can be cool but awesome takes practice
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Who would have thought Velcro would catch on?
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Ideas are like children our own are wonderful
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I hate it when people don t hate people I hate
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