One is never too old to learn something stupid

Hug - A roundabout way of expressing affection

Friends may come and go but enemies accumulate

I don t have a big ego I m way too cool for that

It s scary how soon Later comes when you buy Now

Why is it called a TV set when there s only one?

I am lost in thought It s an unfamiliar territory

It was all so different before everything changed

Woman: Feminine curves that hold masculine nerves

Having a cat means never crying over spilled milk

I didn t like my beard at first Then it grew on me

It s not hard to meet expenses they are everywhere

Climate is what you expect; weather is what you get

Secret - Something you tell to one person at a time

A man s last will and testament is a dead give away