I love sleeping mainly because my life has the tendency to fall apart when I m awake
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I love sleeping mainly because my life has the tendency to fall apart when I m awake
We are all a little broken But always remember - broken crayons still colour the same
Janitor - The only man who makes a quick clean-up in Wall Street and gets away with it
The longer you wait in a queue the greater the probability that you re in the wrong queue
The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age are urinate and attend funerals
When a pessimist has nothing to worry about he worries about why he has nothing to worry about
Probably 98% of human history would have never happened if showing off for girls wasn t a thing
Heredity: a biological process that fails to explain why you are so dead lazy while your parents are hardworking