A thousand words are worth a picture and they load faster too

A bachelor is a man who can never make the same mistake twice

If olive oil comes from olives where does baby oil come from?

I used to have a fear of hurdles but I eventually got over it

I m reading a book about anti-gravity I just can t put it down

I am not going to sit here and stand for those kind of insults

Complaints defy physics: the more you have the less they weigh

If your feet smell and your nose runs you re built upside down

Never explain Friends don t need it enemies wouldn t believe it

The best thing about the present tense is that it lasts foreve

Knowledge is power and power corrupts So study hard and be evil

Forget yourself when with others and others will not forget you

What did people go back to before drawing boards were invented?

A telephone pole never hits an automobile except in self-defense

Without a happy frame of mind you can t be the picture of health