Be like a postage stamp - stick to one thing until you get there

If flying is so safe why do they call the airport the Terminal ?

Logic is a systematic way to come to wrong answer with confidence

Hot glass looks same as cold glass Cunino s Law of Burnt Fingers

One nice thing about egotists: They don t talk about other people

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

I always learn from the mistakes of others who followed my Advice

If a man s mouth won t dry up looking at you you ain t hot enough

Many things can be preserved in alcohol Dignity is not one of them

An antique is an object that has made a trip to the attic and back

If a person is cross-eyed as well as dyslexic can he see perfectly?

The right angle from which to approach any problem is the TRY-angle

When you re right no one remembers When you re wrong no one forgets

Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind

One who lives in a glass house should change clothes in the basement