Be like a postage stamp - stick to one thing until you get there
Be like a postage stamp - stick to one thing until you get there
If flying is so safe why do they call the airport the Terminal ?
Logic is a systematic way to come to wrong answer with confidence
Hot glass looks same as cold glass Cunino s Law of Burnt Fingers
One nice thing about egotists: They don t talk about other people
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
I always learn from the mistakes of others who followed my Advice
If a man s mouth won t dry up looking at you you ain t hot enough
Many things can be preserved in alcohol Dignity is not one of them
An antique is an object that has made a trip to the attic and back
If a person is cross-eyed as well as dyslexic can he see perfectly?
The right angle from which to approach any problem is the TRY-angle
When you re right no one remembers When you re wrong no one forgets
Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind
One who lives in a glass house should change clothes in the basement