Most of us can keep a secret It s the people we tell it to who can t
Most of us can keep a secret It s the people we tell it to who can t
Running away does not help you with your problems unless you are fat
If a boy is a lad and he has a step father is the boy a step ladder?
It s hard to make a program foolproof because fools are so ingenious
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die
A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat
Few things are more expensive than a girl who is free for the evening
I went into the changing room several times but it was still the same
Never tell your resolution beforehand or it s twice as onerous a duty
Friends are important Everyone needs someone else to take advantage of
The best way to overcome temptation is to avoid the tempting situation
If those NASA scientists are so smart why do they all count backwards?
Some people think they are generous because they give away free advice
There is an exception to every rule - and most people think they are it
Conscience is the inner voice that warns us that someone may be looking