Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world

Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went and then it dawned on me

If moths like light so much why don t they just come out during the day?

A conscience doesn t prevent sin it simply prevents you from enjoying it

You re getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them

If it s true that we re here to help others what are the others here for?

It doesn t matter what temperature a room is it s always room temperature

The best way to succeed in life is to act on the advice we give to others

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Speak when you re angry and you ll make the best speech you ll ever regret

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light

Criminal is a guy no different from the rest of us except that he got caught

Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in

A speech is like a bicycle wheel - the longer the spoke the greater the tire