If you can't ignore imperfections, then your imaginary ideal soulmate will always remain pending till you grow old and die.

Often romantic relationships fail because you are trying to get someone to fall in love with the YOU that you never discovered.

Bitter? Nah. Parafrazandu-l pe Edison, n-am esuat la “the dating game”, doar am gasit 10.000 de femei care nu merg.

I’d love to create a personal profile on a dating site with a headline that reads, “Great Listener Seeks Mute Woman.

Tell her that you love her hair, that you love her skin, her lips, because, in truth, you love them more than you love your own.

You know you’ve reached the end of a relationship: when your lover now demands that your jokes be funny before they laugh.

Generally, a woman would rather be married to any man that she doesn’t hate, than remain unmarried to a man that she loves.

If a man WANTS to be with you, he will make his actions clear. There won’t be any questions, murkiness, cloudiness, or fear.

But, really, are there any guys out there who aren’t jerks? I don’t even know any grown-up men who aren’t jerks.

I had a hot date last night. Things were going well so I took her back to her house, dropped her off, and went home to masturbate.

A civilized woman's demands: A man who will (1) make her come … sometimes; but (2) pay the bills … at all times.

I hoped Claire would have a girl. A nephew would be fun until he got his first erection and then he'd be like the rest of them.

Sometimes, you have to shot block a friend's prayer because she's asking God to bless an obviously bad dating relationship.

Basically, dating is like climbing a volcano and you never know when it’s going to erupt, dumping molten lava and burning you

I guess after you’ve writhed around naked on the floor in front of a man, the least you can do is let him take you to dinner.