Appearance is something you should definitely consider when you re going out Have your girlfriend clip your nails or something like that

My ex girlfriend, she gave great log cabin. But she couldn’t write a speech like Lincoln. So I grew a beard and broke up with her.

Marriage and dating are man-made ideologies; if having a lover was a prerequisite to living, we’d all be born in pairs; as couples.

Stop making a relationship about what you get and start making it about what you give, for what you give is what you'll get in return.

Trust is the bedrock of intimacy; it is the ability to rely on someone because you believe that he or she has your best interest at heart.

Dating is just awkward moments and one person wants more than the other It s just that constant strangeness I think it s a very real thing

I booked a table for two at a five-star restaurant. Rebecca couldn’t make it, because at the last minute I backed out of asking her.

To a man, a woman is fun to be with … until she gains weight. To a woman, a man is fun to live with … until he loses his job.

Ignoring your intuition telling you this person is not for you will likely lead to more time wasted and more disappointments along the way.

God knows both your name and address. When the right man comes along God will lead him to your door. And that man will recognize your name.

It is hard to feel safe and comfortable when the only measures for what is safe and comfortable are normative ideas you don't abide by.

There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of things that he is willing to do for a woman.

When a boy's first romantic interlude is with Pheobe the Dog-Faced Girl, he feels a need to get out into the world and find a new life.

Love can be expressed in a myriad of different methods, but the most timeless and most treasured will always remain the classic love letter.

Since my love is so foggy, I could never date a woman named Misty. Or Steve, because that's my dad's name, and that'd be strange.