There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he is convinced he is in love with.

I didn’t have enough money to tip the waitress, so I offered to take her out on a date, provided she paid for dinner. And picked me up.

I’ve changed, and she’s changed, but we haven’t changed together. We were in separate dressing rooms the whole time we dated.

The best date I’ve ever been on was March 5th, 1982, the year I was born. For as long as I live, I’ll never forget that date.


Most people can’t stand spending a few minutes by themself. Yet they expect others to spend an hour, a day, or, even a lifetime, with them.

If a woman defined herself solely by the man she was with—and vice versa—the world would be a very shallow and insipid place, indeed.

Elizabeth: "Maybe he'll surprise you."Meghann: "Birdie, they all surprise me. Last week, I hugged my date at the door and felt a bra strap.

I get that. For you, it’s more than following a bunch of rules—no sex, no booze, no swear words, pray every night and twice on Sunday.

No matter how great the initial chemistry is, if your values are on two different pages, the odds of your marriage working decrease significantly.

Tall men are the most romantically successful group on earth, bar none: more successful than rich people, accomplished people and educated people.

Adolescence isn't about relationships, its about dating. Its suppose to be relaxed, and fun. Isn't that what being a teenager is all about?

There are two identical twins, and one has money and one doesn’t. Which one is more attractive to women? Exactly—the one that is naked.

You will always be left with how you feel about other people, if you don't just take in the way you think and tell them how you feel about them.

You could say we run a dating service. If you make a request, we can hook you up with some books that will take you on a date you will never forget.

Dating is like pushing your tray along in a cafeteria. Nothing looks good, but you know you have to pick something by the time you reach the cashier.