This guy was a humorless bag of nothing but.

‘Eighth one this week,’ he said.

Drunken men give some of the best pep talks.

If you want to get drunk, get drunk with love.

Drunk forever dreaming you with or without you

It's solitary drinking that makes drunkards.

Sal turned, an eye stalk hanging from his teeth.

My mind may be sober, but my confidence is high!

You can't just make me different and then leave

Poetry keeps mein a highly drunken stateof divinity.

I felt a lunatic’s laugh welling up inside me.

Being crazy, for the rest of us, is a form of sanity.

I'm done peeing now.""Thank you for letting me know.

A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.

Wetting one's pants is no kind of self-esteem builder.