Mummy’s coming home late tonight. It’ll be just we guys, so we can get drunk and watch porn.

Everyone should drink of me, but I shouldn’t be drunk by everyone. I should be drunk all by myself.

I loved the full heat of being drunk, like I was made of melting chocolate and spreading in all directions.

What good in being a solitary, secret drinker?We're all drunkards together - let's leave it at that.

And in the end, we were all just humans.. drunk on the idea that love, only love, could heal our brokenness.

Let me ask you this: How many days do you have left, if any, in the life you promised for yourself yesterday?

When I lifted up the skin, a fat kidney worm dripping with gore raised its bald, blind head and glared at me.

I have no idea what time it is in London, and have had too much wine to bother with the math to figure it out.

I'll show you an imaginative re-creation, my fist imaginatively re-creating your fucken face for starters.

You know you've drunk too much when you run out of booze. It's the same with love. Also, I'm drunk.

Smiling, he handed Landry the bloody aluminum bat Warnick had used. ‘Time to die, old man,’ he said.

It’s not about winning, it’s about doing what’s right. And yes, we will do what’s right.

Jefferson and Washington had no idea these idiots would exist, otherwise they would not have made killing illegal.

Love is to beer as I am to drunk. And you say I’m not romantic. Shoot, I’m so romantic I could just puke.

You can’t win in love. But if you could, I’d be the clear victor. Vodka is also clear, and I must be drunk.