He was so drunk that he would have stubbornly denied that he was.

Nothing makes you forget everything as getting drunk of red wine.

What's so unpleasant about being drunk?""Ask a glass of water!

I’m a competitor. I once placed fifth in a bottle of whiskey.

I thought if I loved you enough I could change you. I was so stupid.

People talk about survival. What they mean is killing the other guy.

Nothing spells trouble like two drunk cowboys with a rocket launcher.

When you drink alcohol you are just borrowing happiness from tomorrow.

God might have been either drunk or naughty when he was creating women.

Her voice was small and distant, like she’d already left the room.

The people inside the gym didn’t stand a dead drunk’s chance.

A bartender is a Keeper of Secrets. Drunk, senseless, useless secrets.


Forget plastic surgery. Enhance your beauty by getting those around you drunk.

Irish I were I wish, so being drunk all the time would be socially acceptable.

What I learned in this tragedy was the eternal lesson of good people going bad.