I wanted to see the bullet coming, wanted to know the exact moment of my death.

A drunk can't follow a line of reasoning, even if it is a double white line.

Just because you're sober, don't think you're a good driver, Cookie.

...you're either gonna spend your life fucking pussy, or taking it to church.

Did you ever think it won’t be the undead who kill us, but ordinary people?

Oh my God. I'm not Keith Richards. I'm Otis from Mayberry! A fucking drunk!

I may be drunk Miss but, in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

Even now I can’t describe the fear that contaminated my blood like black ink.

let me diefrom having being drunk onindigo skies, my liver...overflowing with stars.

She smiled at him like a freshman invited to the senior prom. It made my blood boil.

The sound of him drinking was indescribable—like dirty runoff down a storm drain.

I don't drink to make others look better, I just drink to make myself feel prettier.

I left Mermaid’s Bar and Grill about 2:00 am, and fishtailed out of the parking lot.

There’s no better way for a woman to punish a man than to make him sleep away from her.

We Persians have a saying that one should deliberate serious matters first drunk, then sober.