My girlfriend is as reasonable as Lady Justice, and just as blindfolded. She’s tied up in the trunk this very moment.

Every culture has some ritual for joining two people together and making them stay that way, and ours is giving tax breaks.

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child We can t decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives

Venice is beautiful, but like a Bergman movie is beautiful; you can admire it, but you don't really want to live in it.

A brick can be used to represent a ruin, or the beginning of new construction. With a brick, the past is the future.


People who didn't need people needed people around to know that they were the kind of people who didn't need people.

If a problem can be solved, there is nothing to worry about. If it can't be solved, well you can always buy chocolate :)

Don't even think of arguing with me. I'm an old woman and if you fight me about it, it could give me a heart attack.

You must be careful when you ask people whether they’re happy; it’s a question that can upset them a great deal.

On March 5th, I'm having my birthday celebration. The party starts at midnight, and ends at 12:01 AM. Don't be late!

I'm sure I look like a drowned cat.""You look fine. The wet look works for you."I scowled. "Now I know you're lying.

A brick could be used as a child’s game to improve memory. I forgot how exactly, but then I never played much. 


I may not have been completely honest about that.""You? Less than truthful? I'm shocked, Nikolai. Shocked and horrified.

I m tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep That s deep enough What do you want - an adorable pancreas?

Back from where? you're not going out again and leaving me here are you?? Holy Hercules I sound like somebody's wife